the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
