So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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