I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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