I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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