they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
they're like a gay fantastic four
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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