just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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