it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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