I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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