My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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