All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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