He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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