At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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