talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
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What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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