I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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