their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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