Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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