I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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