From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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