Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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