Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
