Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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