from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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