I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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