I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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