I accidentally had phone sex last night
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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