is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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