Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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