the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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