I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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