i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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