If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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