I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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