i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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