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All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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