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• (813): View more from Florida

  Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  my professor just said "the power of the situation"

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  drink

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots

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