I hate all girls vehemently.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.