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I just want to hang out with her.

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You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.

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(210): I just want to hang out with her. (916): You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you. http://tfl.nu/9qvp

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(310): View more from California

So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

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(310): So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops? http://tfl.nu/jkax

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(646): View more from New York

How are you going to be there by 9am?

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Relax I always go to these conferences hung over

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You say that like it's a positive quality

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(646): How are you going to be there by 9am? (919): Relax I always go to these conferences hung over (646): You say that like it's a positive quality http://tfl.nu/xfjl

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser

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(336): I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser http://tfl.nu/rv8v

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve

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(580): Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve http://tfl.nu/obez

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...

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(603): I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me... http://tfl.nu/t4o6

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(850): View more from Florida

why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?

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(850): why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream? http://tfl.nu/judd

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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.

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(231): We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result. http://tfl.nu/ddxt

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot

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(+44): Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot http://tfl.nu/c6sc

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.

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(919): It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn. http://tfl.nu/o70k

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(705): View more from Ontario

I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen

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(705): I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen http://tfl.nu/714w

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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.

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(303): Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected. http://tfl.nu/v8lk

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(972): View more from Texas

I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.

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(972): I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight. http://tfl.nu/5kki

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(513): View more from Ohio

FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.

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(513): FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy. http://tfl.nu/7k1b

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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.

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Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped

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(760): I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire. (951): Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped http://tfl.nu/trsg

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