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• (503): View more from Oregon

  what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?

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• (315): View more from New York

  The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.

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• (315): View more from New York

  i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?

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  One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday

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