i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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