I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize