god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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