The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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