i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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