I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
