He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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