Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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