Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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