She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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