You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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