Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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