His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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