Whod you bang
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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