I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
ttyl tear gas
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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