i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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