I just made out with a guy for $7.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i think i just naturally attract stoners
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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