your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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