Do you still have your period?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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