We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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