it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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